38 Best Cat Quotes for Cat Owners and Cat Lovers

Are you a mom or dad to a cat or kitten? Are you a cat person? Do you love these lovely creatures? Here are the Best Cat Quotes for you! You’ll definitely relate to these quotes and find them quite funny and true. Hurry and share your cat photos and put your favorite cat quotes as captions.

Cats have different personalities – for example, a calm one, an energetic kitty, or a clingy cat. But they also have similar traits you’ll notice in some of these quotes. Grab your fur baby and laugh with them as you read them through.

1. Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit. - Robert Black

2. Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own. - Peter Kreeft

3. Little cats mean little kids, little kids mean little cats! - Mehmet Murat ildan

4. Dogs kind of default to making friends unless provoked. Cats seem to default to making enemies unless convinced otherwise. - Perry Elisabeth Kirkpatrick, The 12 Cats of Christmas

5. Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. - W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog's Purpose

6. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte A. Taine

7. The best lover has fur and four legs and is the most trustworthy heart. - Debasish Mridha

9. Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself! - Mehmet Murat ildan

10. Dogs own space and cats own time. - Nicola Griffith, Hild

11. Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name. - Bangambiki Habyarimana, The Great Pearl of Wisdom

12. Cats aren’t special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no. - Tamora Pierce, Wolf-Speaker

13. A cat is always on the wrong side of any door. - Pam Brown, Cuddly Cats

14. A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly. - Jonathan-David Jackson, The Quest for Juice

15. Can I Tinder swipe for cat cuddles? - Shannon M Mullen, See What Flowers

16. Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purr. I say: No contest. - Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

17. A fish tank is just interactive television for cats. - Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

18. A cat chooses its owner, not the other way around. - Helen Brown, Cleo: How an Uppity Cat Helped Heal a Family

19. The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies. - Elizabeth Peters, The Mummy Case

20. There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! - Barbara Holland

21. Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God. - Christopher Hitchens

22. I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn't quite deserve all the attention but they got it anyway. - Sarah Andersen, Big Mushy Happy Lump

23. my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it. - Megan Boyle, Selected Unpublished Blog Posts of a Mexican Panda Express Employee

24. Cats like keyboards, people like to explore and to discover new mysteries. - Deyth Banger

25. When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness. - Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversations

26. I don't know if cats understand what their owners say, but they do have a strong survival instinct. - Manel Loureiro, Apocalipsis Z: Los días oscuros

27. I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. - Nafisa Joseph

28. A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden. - Robert Sowthey

29. Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat! - Mehmet Murat ildan

30. Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. - John Dingman

31. My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! - Greg Curtis

32. The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats. - Wil McCarthy

33. A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor. Champfleury, The Cat Past and Present

34. I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again. - Felicia Day, You're Never Weird on the Internet

35. Cats don't think they're owned by anybody. Even behind doors and windows, like amiable Wally, they're free. Always. That may, in fact, be the most important thing about them. - Michael Korda

36. I found a kitten.’ (...)
‘Did she tell you her name yet?’
‘No. Do they do that?’
‘Sometimes. If you listen. - Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

37. A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself. - M.Z.Riffi - The Queen of Granada

38. Patience is born to all cats. They just don't care to deploy it where others are concerned. - James Qualls, A Gathering of Dreams

I hope you enjoyed the Best Cat Quotes we compiled. Cats are unique creatures, and personally, my favorite. I currently have five and love them to the fullest! If you have a cat, hope you have a good laugh, and please cuddle your cat for me!